Posted: September 2016
Whilst yesterday's International Literacy Day reminded us of the serious benefits of literacy, we mustn't forget the fun benefits too. For instance...
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a typo.
Jokes about German sausages are the wurst.
I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
Have a good weekend.
popular recent storiesAlso in the news
Here are three opportunities for coach trips and concerts:Motown The Musical — we have several spare tickets for this wonderful show on Wednesday 31st July in Milton Keynes. Tickets are £19.50 for the matinee performance. You can take advantage of free transport via the Exchange bus or make your own way to MK. Please contact Dawn Wright for information and tickets. Tel. 580221.I...
We look forward to welcoming our German Exchange partners at the end of July. On their final evening here, Saturday 3rd August, we will be holding a Farewell Dinner at 6pm, followed by a Concert at about 7pm. We warmly invite you to join us for these as they are usually very good fun. No need to let us know if you just want to come to the Concert, but if you would like to join us for the...
This Saturday 20th July, at 7.30pm, the SOS meet with a theme of Space & Junk. It is a frightening thought but that small step for man happened 50 years ago, yes 50! The other small step to obesity is also celebrated on this date with National Junk Food Day. So, whether we look up at the moon and remember Apollo 11 or look up the delivery company bringing a burger/pizza/kebab we meet at Gill and...