Posted: September 2016
Whilst yesterday's International Literacy Day reminded us of the serious benefits of literacy, we mustn't forget the fun benefits too. For instance...
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a typo.
Jokes about German sausages are the wurst.
I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
Have a good weekend.
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